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PM Song Lyrics

IPM Day founder, Frank Saladis, has been combining his passion for project management and music for a long time.  We would like your suggestions for song lyrics for future song writing projects. Please contact us with your suggestions.

The Project Manager Blues
by Frank P. Saladis, PMP
 
I’m a project manager, baby.
And I’ll show my plan to you.
I’m a project manager baby, I’ll show you what a WBS can do.
If you like what you see honey, I’ll schedule some time with you.
 
I’ve got a PERT chart in my laptop, and my tasks are all plain to see.
I’ve got a PERT chart in my laptop, I can build you one for a fee.
I’ll work all night for ya baby, but don’t expect me to work for free.
 
I can be your best friend darling, if you complete your tasks on time.
I can be your best friend darling, if you keep the scope on the baseline.
Don’t miss your milestone baby, cause a missed date is a terrible crime.
 
Well I can baseline your plan, and keep your team in line.
I can crash your schedule baby, make you come in on time.
Well I’ll do it all for you, so you won’t have to spend an extra dime.
 
Well I’m a project manager baby, and I’ve got a task for you.
I’m a project manager baby, let me show you what I can do.
It’s the project manager blues, oh yeah,
I’ve got to find something better to do.
 
 
 

 (Vote for the Project Manager Blues on Peter Taylor's project management song survey: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/pmsthemetune.  Survey closes 23rd December.)

 

(Get the Project Manager Blues on CD.)

PM Poems

You might be surprised to find us collecting project management poems and lyrics with the IPM Day. We find many project managers (being the good communicators that they are) are often good at verbal composition designed to convey experiences, ideas, or emotions in a vivid and imaginative way. Feel free to contact us to submit your compositions.

The Plan
by Frank P. Saladis, PMP
 
It’s something we should start with
It takes some time to build.
Without it we’d be lost and
Our objectives unfulfilled
We take our time to write it
The team provides support
The scope, the cost, the schedule,
And to whom we will report
It’s everything we think we need
Nothing is left to chance
The plan is like a symphony
To make the tasks all dance
The project then begins its life
And we are on our way
We know that we need something
To keep from going astray
 
We work to meet our deadlines
But they seem to come so fast
There’s a change to make again today
We hope that it’s the last
The tasks are late and the team is beat,
There’s so much yet to do
The sponsor is at your office door,
Just waiting to speak to you.
We know we had it all worked out,
Our objectives were so SMART
It’s time to do what we should have done,
Use the plan from the very start.
 
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